sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

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And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

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“Drink” it…

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And no more will come out.

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So here’s my proposition…

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YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

(Source: lora-does-things)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i love bjs in the morning

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brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

liamcagle asked:
ey yo bitch

Wat up wit it thou


I miss you so much you have no idea what I’d do to cuddle with you tonite
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