High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.


trying to shit quietly at someone else’s house


and then the shit hits the water



she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

jacobcrowe I’m not sure if I wanna go make a career I really do wanna go private. And yeh go all for it if u just stay In The private sector you have chiller hours and u won’t be on so much physical and mental strain if u were in the military but if u like a challenge then do what I did

jacobcrowe asked:
I am curious about what made you become a corpsman. You do exactly what I thought I wanted to do for a long time and I just want to know what made you go through with it. Do you enjoy what you do?

Yes I love what I do. I wanted to become a grunt but when I enlisted my parents had to sign off on my papers so I tricked them into signing for corpsman cuz they thought I was gonna be in a hospital. And if u still can man go for it yeh there’s stupid bs that comes with it but I will not ever regret my decisions to becoming a corpsman.

Anonymous asked:

jesus ok 

  • 9- im a simple fuck so milk chocolate will do just dandy.
  • 11-i created my tumblr cuz my ex girlfriend had it and i stuck with it cuz theres funny shit on here.
  • 38- ummmm im sorry i made it back alive thou. 
  • 41- i honestly dnt remeber ( i have very shitty memory ifyou know me) it prob was jewlery thou.
  • 42-nope the girl i dated before i left to deploy wasnt my type i would say. (plus kinda crazy :P)
  • 43-during the day im in a pretty good mood but at nite i start thinking bout the heaving things and yeh..
  • 54-NO i havnt cried in a while ok :’( haha but no i bottle things up ima dude come on.
  • 60-hahahaha it was a joking slap but it was still pretty hard
  • 94-well awhile ago i thought i did wayyyy back when the dinasours roamed the earth but i fucked that one up reall good. but im trying and im looking foward to the relationship im in now.
  • 100-i am straight 
  • 112- an old picture jesus ask me anon how old ago….like a high school pic or baby pic?

and by these questions not sure honestly who u are i can usally tell who my anons are good job :)

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