existentialismandmakeup:

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

thirstyfollowing:

trying to shit quietly at someone else’s house

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and then the shit hits the water

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deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

jacobcrowe I’m not sure if I wanna go make a career I really do wanna go private. And yeh go all for it if u just stay In The private sector you have chiller hours and u won’t be on so much physical and mental strain if u were in the military but if u like a challenge then do what I did

jacobcrowe asked:
I am curious about what made you become a corpsman. You do exactly what I thought I wanted to do for a long time and I just want to know what made you go through with it. Do you enjoy what you do?

Yes I love what I do. I wanted to become a grunt but when I enlisted my parents had to sign off on my papers so I tricked them into signing for corpsman cuz they thought I was gonna be in a hospital. And if u still can man go for it yeh there’s stupid bs that comes with it but I will not ever regret my decisions to becoming a corpsman.


Anonymous asked:
9,11,38,41,42,43,54,60,94,100,112

jesus ok 

  • 9- im a simple fuck so milk chocolate will do just dandy.
  • 11-i created my tumblr cuz my ex girlfriend had it and i stuck with it cuz theres funny shit on here.
  • 38- ummmm im sorry i made it back alive thou. 
  • 41- i honestly dnt remeber ( i have very shitty memory ifyou know me) it prob was jewlery thou.
  • 42-nope the girl i dated before i left to deploy wasnt my type i would say. (plus kinda crazy :P)
  • 43-during the day im in a pretty good mood but at nite i start thinking bout the heaving things and yeh..
  • 54-NO i havnt cried in a while ok :’( haha but no i bottle things up ima dude come on.
  • 60-hahahaha it was a joking slap but it was still pretty hard
  • 94-well awhile ago i thought i did wayyyy back when the dinasours roamed the earth but i fucked that one up reall good. but im trying and im looking foward to the relationship im in now.
  • 100-i am straight 
  • 112- an old picture jesus ask me anon how old ago….like a high school pic or baby pic?

and by these questions not sure honestly who u are i can usally tell who my anons are good job :)


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